Revolutionary New Workout

I would like to introduce you to the worlds most revolutionary fitness miracle! Imagine only needing to workout once a year! Imagine getting all the exercise you need in one day! Well lady's and gentlemen here it is! The Christmas Tree Workout!!!

All you need to do is grab your Christmas tree when the holidays are over and follow our simple exercise plan!

There is the Turkish Get Up!

The Overhead Squat!

The Christmas Tree Toss!

UP!

UP!

AND AWAY!!!!

These are just a few of the revolutionary movements that we have adapted to our intense program! This is the one shot answer you've been waiting for! Order now and we will give you the total program for a discounted price of only $1,000,000!!! This includes the 4 disk set, workout journal, photo instructional, and a map on where to buy Christmas trees in your area! Call now and make the change you have been waiting for!!!

JUST JOKING!!!!